Famous people have no excuse but to get everything right. Except where we want them to do things that are wrong, in which case being wrong is right (example: Todd McKenney announcing he took his pants off due to the hot breeze then someone planted GBH in said pants then he woke up on top of a fence in a park. Excellent). In particular, celebrities should have a skill set that encompasses the following:
a) Entertain us
b) Look amazing all the timec) Hook up with other famous people
d) Let those people make sex tapes of them
e) Threaten legal action when sex tapes are accidentally released
f) Have great eyebrows 24/7
If a celebrity cant do those simple things, then they should stop cluttering the pages of Who! with their tired B-grade tirades.
Please see below pictures of famous peoples eyebrows (or lack thereof for MJ and Marcia Cross) for your amusement.
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